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Lola Okoye begs Ambode to make her ‘Hack -a- Pennis’ commissioner

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Lola Okoye begs Ambode to make her ‘Hack -a- Pennis’ commissioner

Wife of Peter Okoye, Lola Omotayo-Okoye has beckoned on Governor Ambode of Lagos state to appoint her theย  ‘Hack -a- Pennis’ commissioner.

Making reference to the new portfolio in Imo State; commissioner for Happiness, she mentioned that the Lagos State Governor can also create one for her.

Lola who seems very bothered about the rate of public urination took to her Instagram page to reveal she is ready to stand against the act if she isย given the post.

She wrote, “Around mid, this year Governor Ambode launched the “Cleaner Lagos Initiative” CLI to tackle the problem of the environmental nuisance in this beautiful state of ours.

“Well as we all know, urinating in public is illegal and not acceptable in most parts of the world but then why should our country be any different and still tolerate this gross behaviour? It is no more a case of an emergency… like u really must go.

“Now it is almost like part of our daily lives. A gateman for example guarding a building or home, sits in front and decides hey, let me take a piss! He whips his “prick” out and proceeds to make it rain on your nicely manicured front garden or on your fence with no care in the world who sees him.

“There is no shame in this pissing game o! Now, since Governor Rochas Okorocha swore in a lady today as HAPPINESS COMMISSIONER I am pleading with Governor Ambode to hire me as HACK-A-PENIS COMMISSIONER for Lagos State.

“My friends know that my OCD is off the chains so with that role I will ensure that our environment is ride of unruly penises that are guilty of disorderly conduct. I shall walk around streets with a large pair of shears to HACK-A-PENIS that breaks the law. LOLA FOR COMMISSIONER! LOL!”

Around mid this year Governor Ambode @akinwunmiambode launched the “Cleaner Lagos Initiative” CLI to tackle the problem of environmental nuisance in this beautiful state of ours. Well as we all know, urinating in public is illegal and not acceptable in most parts of the world but then why should our country be any different and still tolerate this gross behaviour? It is no more a case of an emergency….like u really must go. Now it is almost like part of our daily lives. A gateman for example guarding a building or home, sits in front and decides hey, let me take a piss! He whips his “prick” out and proceeds to make it rain on your nicely manicured front garden or on your fence with no care in the world who sees him. There is no shame in this pissing game o! Now, since Governor Rochas Okorocha swore in a lady today as HAPPINESS COMMISSIONER I am pleading with Governor Ambode to hire me as HACK-A-PENIS COMMISSIONER for Lagos State. My friends know that my OCD is off the chains so with that role I will ensure that our environment is ride of unruly penises that are guilty of disorderly conduct. I shall walk around streets with a large pair of shears to HACK-A-PENIS that breaks the law. LOLA FOR COMMISIONWER! LOL! ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿš’๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿข๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿœ๐Ÿžโ›ฐ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿก๐Ÿฐ๐ŸŒ‡๐ŸŒ†๐ŸŒ‰โŒ›๐Ÿ•›โ˜”โ˜‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏโœ”โœ”โœ‚๏ธโœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ง#keeplagosclean #respectourenvironment #startwithyourself #nomorepeeinginpublic #itistoxictoourenvironment #thisishome #penispatrol #lolaforcommissioner

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