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3rd Mainland Bridge, AYLive and eight other places to have sex in Lagos – Pretty Mike

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Popular socialite and club owner, Eze Nwalie Nwogu, better known as Pretty Mike, has listed ten exotic locations to have sex in Lagos State.

The controversial socialite who became popular for putting dog chain on ladies publicly, however, warned his clients not to be caught in the act.

Recall that the Assistant Commissioner of Police, Yomi Shogunle, has once said that it’s is not a crime to have sex in a car in a public place in Nigeria.

He further gave some criteria to back his assertions. He said you can have sex in public if

1. Location is not a place of worship
2. Parties are 18 yrs+
3. The act is consensual (agreed to by parties)
4. Parties are of the opposite sex

However, the Lagos State Police command dismissed the “misplaced” tweet saying it is indecent to have sex in a car in public place, and that it’s not only in Lagos but also in the entire country.

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Oti said that the law holds that such a person is liable on conviction to two years. imprisonment.

That been said, check out the 10 places prescribed by Pretty Mike:

He wrote;

“I live in a city where sex is more traditional than Adventurous, so allow me to be the devil’s advocate and give you 10 Spots to do the nasty?Pls don’t get caught ooh. ?

1- Film House cinema
Go watch a Movie with bae, after the movie is over and most people are gone “Give her a quick quickie. It sets a wild tone 4 the next round at home.

2- Eko Hotel
At AyLive/UsheBeBe/Ajebo’s show, take her out to the parking lot, make sure she isn’t wearing any panties, find a coded spot in-between cars and just drive ur cassava into her,be4 the show is over??.

3-Quilox Niteclub

After some champagne in the system, walk her toward the back gate and take a right turn toward the mechanic shop. Just Hump her right there, be4 the car park guys will understand what’s going on?.

4- Pinnock beach estate

A private estate, that someone must call the security to allow you in, so try calling Emma baggie, Taiwo or Ebuka, once you in, look for one of those uncompleted buildings and just drop it on ur girl raw till u Cum?.

5– At the beach
Stop by a moist lounge and have a bottle of Martell on a Sunday nite, then walk toward G12 bar, at the back toward the restroom, ladies pls wear something free, allow some breeze blow you down there, while Oga gives it to you like a wild dog.

6- On a plane
Where in the plane you decide to do it is based on how bad you want it, the toilet is a Goal?.

7- On the stairs

Cubana building on a Friday, while partying at Pablo the club downstairs, take her upstairs toward Grind lounge, start Fucking her step by step till you get to the doorstep of the Lounge and repeat it on your way down “remember u have a good 5 min window be4 anyone comes looking for u.

8- 3rd mainland bridge
Take a drive 2-3am, park, step out of the car and give it to her while she is overlooking the water, 2 mins is enough for this exercise, otherwise, you and the area boys will be sharing her that nite?.

9- Unilag
Take urself down memory lane, be Creative and do something wild on a college Campus.

10- Buzz Bar/BayRock

Are both the darkest clubs in Lagos, Find your own coded spot and grind on him slowly. If you think you are wild enough you can do it on the dance floor??

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