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IF YOU THINK WE PRAYED FOR YOU, YOU’RE A JOKER! Twitter users mock Melaye after his return from ‘wilderness’
Nigerians on Twitter have lambasted and expressed doubts over claims by Dino Melaye that he escaped from ‘wilderness’ after he was reportedly abducted by unknown gunmen.
Many stressed that Melaye was only playing old tricks from a movie scene and noted that the controversial senator made no mention of kidnap.
This is coming after Melaye miraculously took to his Twitter page barely 24 hours after he was reportedly kidnapped to announce that God rescued him from his “foes”.
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He wrote,
“I thank God once again for escaping another dangerous attack. I also thank Nigerians for their prayers and show of Love. Spent 11 hours in the wilderness traumatized but God preserved me.
“God is the best and in whom ONLY I trust. They will continue to try. WE SHALL OVERCOME!!!”
Recall that the controversial Kogi senator had been scheduled to appear in a high court to face a charge bordering on gun-running, but he was absent at Thursday’s proceeding.
Sahara Reporters also reported that relatives and several senators said that “Mr. Melaye was never kidnapped but staged a walk into a bush to avoid being charged before a KOGI high court”.
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However, many Twitter users have stressed that they are tired of Melaye’s numerous mischiefs and opined that he should enrol with the renowned movie producer, Wale Adenuga, to get a movie role.
Some also used meme’s to describe his “abduction” and prayed that he gets a dose of his medicine.
See some comments:
FLASH: @dino_melaye returns to twitter claiming return from wilderness. He made no mention of kidnap. @SaharaReporters learnt from relatives and several Senators that Mr. Melaye was never kidnapped but staged a walk into a bush to avoid being charged before a KOGI high court. pic.twitter.com/4VIvD79L1n
— Sahara Reporters (@SaharaReporters) July 27, 2018
See the thing we are wasting #31m monthly on……no brain… he will never be in the news for something progress except for pettiness…. old fool
— #FLEMZEEY CFC (@_flemzeey) July 27, 2018
Oshey Eyan Micheal Scoffield
Awo Jack Bauer
Padi Tyron Lannister
Eje Dwayne Johnson the Rock
Oga Jackie Chan.Sir now that you survived the “wilderness”, can you help us with Chibok Girls? I believe you can survive Sambisa too… Fighting ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? pic.twitter.com/JQkaI8K9xy
— Soul Errand (@Soulerrand) July 27, 2018
Dino dino, I just dey laugh,walahi if I say I should comment I will just insult u.Reserved my comment till you act another drama.
— Azeez Saka (@AzeezSaka13) July 27, 2018
You kidnapped and released yourself, as you see no way out. Welcome back ? the best actor of the year. Remember your job is to represent your constituency is not to be acting unnecessary dormers.
— Ali Dawud (@aleedwd) July 27, 2018
Senator Dino d drama king continue we are waiting for d season 4 pic.twitter.com/WGcwANZevW
— sir koko (@kokotee_24) July 27, 2018
sakamanje, tulamania…. Baba, go rest, ur drama is directly proportional to @GovAyoFayose own. Use your big head to think of something reasonable. ?
— OMO SHEPETERI…??? (@Dryomz) July 27, 2018
Were ni yin sir……ogun lo ma pa yin pelu adura oshi ten shey yen
— hussein owayemi (@rebirth_97197) July 27, 2018
FLASH: @dino_melaye returns to twitter claiming return from wilderness. He made no mention of kidnap. @SaharaReporters learnt from relatives and several Senators that Mr. Melaye was never kidnapped but staged a walk into a bush to avoid being charged before a KOGI high court. pic.twitter.com/4VIvD79L1n
— Sahara Reporters (@SaharaReporters) July 27, 2018
You are a total shame and disgrace to Nigeria. The world is looking at you and laughing. You can’t continue to play on the intelligent of Nigerian. As the Lord liveth, all of you bringing hardship upon this nation, sorrow shall never depart from you.
— Boyobanty (@megaclose) July 27, 2018
We’re busy praying for the innocent people who are victims of the decisions you and your visionless ilks make. Nobody cares if you’re kidnapped and never released.
— Adekunle O. Agbede Esq. (@Iam_Blaqsmith) July 27, 2018
Welcome back the best actor 2018 and surely you would be best prisoner 2019.
— Jamil Marafa * (@jamilmarafa) July 27, 2018
Lol! Politicians and God. @GovAyoFayose said God told him his successor, even did prayer session. @APOSTLESULEMAN even went far to tell us God’s mind on Ekiti 2018, so who is @dino_melaye to respect God. The God that is exposing their lies, who is showing us he is with us.
— Akeju Adewale (@d1legend) July 27, 2018
Dino, please can you stop using the name of the SUPREME BEING? God is too CLEAN for all these drama of your s. You all are taking the citizens for granted. Enough of this nonsense!
— Clinton Omeri (@Clintomeri) July 27, 2018
How many mg of tramadol did dino took DAT is making him think like mad man
— big_ken (@KenImadujemu) July 27, 2018
With Neck brace, stretcher, one eye patch and POP on your leg so we can have sympathy for you. Baba, politically, your career ti la na!
— Akeju Adewale (@d1legend) July 27, 2018
I will stop watching @DStvNg if @dino_melaye and @GovAyoFayose are not nominated for awards on African Magic Movies Award.
— Leke Akeredolu (@Lekebiz324) July 27, 2018
Baba we hail..
Jail breaker
Michael Scofield
Baba we greet pic.twitter.com/XitJuZnTrN— Lexy (@sagerasaq) July 27, 2018
Exclusive video: How Dino escaped from kidnappers…. Dm to watch the complete thrilling and inspiring stunt pulled by our Actor of the year…. Warning! PG -15 pic.twitter.com/mnMIjQTGJD
— Olagunju Oladele?? (@deleconcept) July 27, 2018
Ogbeni @dino_melaye best movie acting senator of all time…nobody go ever match your record…Iwo werey jati jati yi.
— Hammed (@hamlaw080) July 27, 2018
THIS IS SUPERSTORY, A LIFE OF STRIFE AND SORROW,THIS IS SUPERSTORY OF GOOD FOOD AND HOUSING, FOR THE FISHES DROWN AND EVEN DIE OF THIRST, THIS IS SUPER STORY A LIFE OF PRECIOUS STONES AND GOOD TASTE. THIS IS SUPER STORYYYYYYYY
— Tai (@Sir_teey) July 27, 2018
A Wale Adenuga production!!! … We are nothing but pencil in the eye of the creator. #superstory
— Elnino_Abdulaziz (@Elnino_haaz) July 27, 2018
Dino, please can you stop using the name of the SUPREME BEING? God is too CLEAN for all these drama of your s. You all are taking the citizens for granted. Enough of this nonsense!
— Clinton Omeri (@Clintomeri) July 27, 2018
A self-deceiving comic character!
— Kamil Gazal (@kamil_gazal) July 27, 2018
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