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SPECIAL PROGRAMME! Evangelist speechless after soldier, who specialises in bomb disposal, invites her to occult vigil
An Explosive Ordnance Disposal (EOD) Technician, Edward E Onoriode, has explained how he evaded the unwarranted attention of a lady who tried to preach Christianity to him at a car wash.
WuzupNaija reports that EOD technicians are trained to detect, disarm, detonate and dispose of explosive threats across the world.
The soldier, in his Facebook post, said he had politely declined the lady’s attempt at preaching him the gospel, but she persisted and invited him to her church.
Onoriode was, however, having none of it and instead invited her to an occultic gathering holding at 1am.
He wrote:
Yesterday, I went to the car wash to get my bus and wifey car washed. At the car wash, I met this young lady who also came to wash her car.
She walked up to me and we had the following conversation:
She: Good afternoon brother, hope I’m not bothering you?
Me: Good afternoon ma’am. Not at all, you ain’t bothering me.
She: I actually want to share the word of God with you, hope you don’t mind?
Me: Sorry ma’am. I’m not in the mood to listen to any preaching at the moment.
She: That’s OK. Can I invite you to my church? It’s not far from here. I’m sure you live around here, we are having a special program tomorrow and you’re invited.
Me: “Smiles” I don’t want to disappoint you. If I tell you I’ll come, I lie. Believe me, I won’t come.
She: Why?
Me: I won’t come because I’m not a Christian, and I don’t do church.
She: Christianity is not a religion, it’s a relationship with God, a way of life….and besides, everybody are invited to attend this special program be it Muslim, Hindu or any other religion…..
Me: I’m an Ogboni member and we’re having a special occult program tonight probably by 1am. I’d be glad if you can avail yourself. Everyone is invited.
She:…………………
She was lost of words.
She want me to attend her special church program but she can’t avail herself to attend my own ogboni special occult program that will kick off by 1am. Yeye!!!
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